The photo shoot

Well we arrived at the hydropool raring to go and the physio was a bit late so me and another patient Mr Wiggy had a bit of a wind up the photographer ask for our "fee" and whether the nude shots for the staff calendar were what she was here for because that is what we were expecting. Poor girl, she was only just out of college and didnt know what to think really.

Mr Wiggy had entered into the spirit of it all by having "I love Hydro" spray tanned onto his back ready!

I was in the water first and decided to have as much fun with it all as possible including saying the immortal phrase "one at a time please" when getting on the hoist, calling the different floor names in the department store as it went up and blaming the physio for farting when the hoist gurgled and bubbled me in. The Physio was in "professional" mode but even she cracked when balancing me with a woggle long float between my legs that I at least like to know someones name before it gets this far ;-)..! Some good shots of a laughing physio and patient there then.

Mr Wiggy got in after me and his spray tan didnt last brilliantly. The best bit by far was that the physio, having never looked after Mr Wiggy didnt know he had a wig on and that it was for a bit of a joke.

Bless her, she totally lost the plot when Mr Wiggy dunked down and his weave floated off in the pool, she was shaking trying not to laugh, Mr Wiggy grabbed it and did a good impression of the loch ness Wigged monster with his hand and the photographer got a great shot of them laughing their heads off.

The photographer discussed doing some under water shots, Mr Wiggy insisted on having a cucumber to hand......

You will be relieved to hear that the photographer has photoshop and has agreed to cut off 50lbs for me!

They are hoping to use the shots for publicity and for the photographer project.

I think the physio had to have a lie down after we left! Cant think why!

Bit of less lighthearted news, we have some serious doo doos with the Cimzia- having a lot of neuro problems again together with increasing anemia. Not good.

I'm afraid I have sworn loudly, a lot. The best I can write on here is

BUM BUM ARSE BUM....

3 comments:

ValleyWriter said...

You always crack me up!
Sorry sorry you're having problems on Cimzia... hopefully they can sort it out for you. Keep your chin up!

Sherlock said...

I'm sorry to hear about the troubles with the Cymzia. Your description of the photo shoot is priceless. It sounds like everyone had a great time! Was probably a great experience for the photographer :-) Laughing is so good for all of us! I enjoyed reading this and laughing out loud!

Living It, Loving It said...

I was laughing so hard so hard by the time I read the fifth Mr. Wiggy. You are absolutely hilarious. Sorry about the troubles with the Cymzia.

I have a little something for you at my blog.
http://ohboy-boys.blogspot.com/2010/07/winning-award-sharing-it-with-15-others.html

The photo shoot

Well we arrived at the hydropool raring to go and the physio was a bit late so me and another patient Mr Wiggy had a bit of a wind up the photographer ask for our "fee" and whether the nude shots for the staff calendar were what she was here for because that is what we were expecting. Poor girl, she was only just out of college and didnt know what to think really.

Mr Wiggy had entered into the spirit of it all by having "I love Hydro" spray tanned onto his back ready!

I was in the water first and decided to have as much fun with it all as possible including saying the immortal phrase "one at a time please" when getting on the hoist, calling the different floor names in the department store as it went up and blaming the physio for farting when the hoist gurgled and bubbled me in. The Physio was in "professional" mode but even she cracked when balancing me with a woggle long float between my legs that I at least like to know someones name before it gets this far ;-)..! Some good shots of a laughing physio and patient there then.

Mr Wiggy got in after me and his spray tan didnt last brilliantly. The best bit by far was that the physio, having never looked after Mr Wiggy didnt know he had a wig on and that it was for a bit of a joke.

Bless her, she totally lost the plot when Mr Wiggy dunked down and his weave floated off in the pool, she was shaking trying not to laugh, Mr Wiggy grabbed it and did a good impression of the loch ness Wigged monster with his hand and the photographer got a great shot of them laughing their heads off.

The photographer discussed doing some under water shots, Mr Wiggy insisted on having a cucumber to hand......

You will be relieved to hear that the photographer has photoshop and has agreed to cut off 50lbs for me!

They are hoping to use the shots for publicity and for the photographer project.

I think the physio had to have a lie down after we left! Cant think why!

Bit of less lighthearted news, we have some serious doo doos with the Cimzia- having a lot of neuro problems again together with increasing anemia. Not good.

I'm afraid I have sworn loudly, a lot. The best I can write on here is

BUM BUM ARSE BUM....
Category: 3 comments

3 comments:

ValleyWriter said...

You always crack me up!
Sorry sorry you're having problems on Cimzia... hopefully they can sort it out for you. Keep your chin up!

Sherlock said...

I'm sorry to hear about the troubles with the Cymzia. Your description of the photo shoot is priceless. It sounds like everyone had a great time! Was probably a great experience for the photographer :-) Laughing is so good for all of us! I enjoyed reading this and laughing out loud!

Living It, Loving It said...

I was laughing so hard so hard by the time I read the fifth Mr. Wiggy. You are absolutely hilarious. Sorry about the troubles with the Cymzia.

I have a little something for you at my blog.
http://ohboy-boys.blogspot.com/2010/07/winning-award-sharing-it-with-15-others.html